The Stig

some say he never blinks...

and that he roams around the woods at night searching for wolves

some say he's wanted by the CIA...

and he sleeps upside down like a bat

some say he appears in high value stamps in sweden...

and that he can catch fish with it's tongue

some say he is illegal in seventeen US states...

and he blinks like a lizard

some say he's breath smells magnesium...

and that he's scared of bells...

some say he naturally faces magnetic north...

and all his legs are hydraulic

some say that he lives in a tree...

and that his sweat can used to clean precious metals

some say his heart ticks like a watch...

and that he is confused by stairs

some say his voice can only be heard by cats...

and that he has two sets of knees

some say he's terrified of ducks...

and that there's an airport in Russia named after him

all we know he's the Stig